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Top 7 Things To Sneak Into A Movie Theatre
- Everyone loves Popcorn, so a solid "stick of butter" is a must for your next trip to the movies (keep in pocket until about half way through the movie, then pull out and lace popcorn gently)
- Thai food!!! If you like Thai, then wait for the next big Blockbuster to enjoy some chicken and noodles, because with a smell that's as minimal as Methane, no one will notice your feast right before the climax.
- If you like to have a nice drink before the movie, then don't be scared to crack open some Cisco (the liquor) to keep it goin'. Cisco comes in a variety of flavors which all taste exactly the same, so you don't have to worry about choosing a Large Coke or Sprite with Cisco by your side.
- Sometimes the theater is really dark, so sometimes, it's best to bring your own light -- and that's where candles come in. Matches or a lighter will work, so keep the wax drip to a minimum(if you can), so people don't get suspicious or jealous because they didn't think of it!
- Condoms. Even if you're the type to go to the movies by yourself(girl or guy), always bring some condoms, because you never know when you might get lucky (try the balcony, if you dare)
- Your Video Ipod. Sometimes, you may not like the movie, so bring your Ipod just in case, and catch an episode of "The Office" or "Lost" so you don't waste your time watching "The Heartbreak Kid"
- A book and a mini-flashlight...especially if the movie was a book first. You can reference different parts by chapter, and see if the book really is better than the movie.
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