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Chuck Norris Answers James Lipton's Ten Questions From "Inside the Actors Studio"


Morgan Barclay


1)What is your favorite word? Chuck Norris

2)What is your least favorite word? Surrender

3)What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Pain

4)What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The Theory of evolution. I decide who lives or dies.

5)What sound or noise do you love? A tree falling down in the woods.

6)What sound or noise do you hate? Dog Whistles.

7)What is your favorite curse word? Ass Kicking 101

8)What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Being God

9)What profession would you not like to do? Being God If I'm There

10)If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Thank You

Brian Williamson


1)What is your favorite word? Stop

2)What is your least favorite word? Bruce

3)What turns you on? Beard trimmers & Bowflex

4)What turns you off? Jet Li, who’s only alive because I want to see the Mummy III

5)What sound or noise do you love? Gurgling

6)What sound or noise do you hate? Heartbeats

7)What is your favorite curse word? Ch*ck

8)What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Tom Cruise.

9)What profession would you not like to do? Heidi Montag.

10)If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Stop!”

Zaahir Syed


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