Holiday Gifts You're Not Taking Back

Morgan Barclay Hands-down: Dee's Nuts You may originally know "Deeez Nuuuts" from Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic," released in 1992. It's 2008 boys and girls, so let me introduce you to the new and improved "Dee's Nuts." If you were lucky enough to score some of Dee's Nuts in your stocking this year...make sure to pay it forward Helen Hunt style and get your best-bud, x-girlfriend, or even your dog an assorted batch of 'dem nuts or just a cool Dee's Nuts tee. If you don't believe me...check out what Dee's customers are saying 'bout Dee's Nuts. P.S. Dee is safe to visit while at work, so don't be scared to be Da Man at this year's Super bowl when you show up with Dee's

Brian Williamson 2008 = Boner Time & Spray-On Condoms? If you thought I wasn't going to keep it sexual, you'd be wrong son. Say Hello to my little friend: The portable, light-weight, do-it-yourself Spray-On Condom. Tired of that bulge in your pocket when you're at da club? Sick of accidentally dropping your condoms when you pull out your keys? Well, worry no more guys...because the Spray-On Condom is about as discrete as a Scud Missile. Find Your Size!. P.S. There about as reliable as Scuds too

Zaahir Syed Tattoo Sleeves Haven't you always wanted a Tattoo? Scared to feel the pain or live with your drunken decision to get a butterfly just below the belt? Never mind. Slip on this instead...and put him in a body bag Johnny.