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Matthew Mcconaughey Believes Obama is 'Fit' to Win Fight Against Hillary
by Morgan Barclay | DEEPTHOUGHTYOURSELF STAFF WRITER
VIRGIN ISLANDS-After primary and caucuses wins in Nebraska, Washington state, and the Virgin Islands Saturday, Barack Obama splashed water in celebration of his recent victories. Matthew Mcconaughey happened to be nearby in deeper water and is confident that Obama is fit to win the fight against Hillary.
 "I've been doing this for years," deadpanned Matt. "So I hope Barack doesn't get ahead of himself. My training for "Sahara Two," I mean "Fool's Gold," was rigorous, so I'm not really sure how Obama manages a six-pack just speaking and stuff. Albeit, I know that Hillary could really challenge Obama in sit-up contests and leg lift competitions ...but if Hillary takes her shirt off -- Obama will be a lock to become the next Democratic presidential nominee."
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