JFK Conspiracy Theorists Say Bhutto Was Killed By a 2nd Bombman

NAUDERO, Pakistan -- New videotape of the assassination of former Pakistan Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto has gotten JFK Conspiracy Theorists all riled up, as it shows her slumping after, they say, a 2nd bomb went off. A recently released videotape shows a man at the left of her vehicle positioning himself as a lethal bomb toward Bhutto, who was standing in her car with her upper body through the sunroof -- after the first bomb had already went off.

He then exploded into smithereens causing the flopping of Bhutto's body. This is what has JFK Theorists both concerned and excited.

Long-time JFK Conspiracy Theorist, Michael Collins Piper, said flat-out, "We need this. For years we've only had boring black-and-white photos and some low-quality video to work with, but now, we have real cameras with multiple angles; not to mention (soon to be released) HD picture quality."

Long-time followers of M. Piper (also known for his book "Reginald Denny: THEY Punched Me") believe he's finally on the right track, and that for the first time, they'll be able to put the JFK murder behind them, and focus on a new more exciting one.

Bhutto's husband, Asif Ali Zardari, disputed the JFK Theorist's account, as he contests that one bomb was enough. "I know they have unfinished business," grumbled Asif, "but my little Bhutto was very very frail, and one was plenty for her."