| Top 7 Things Osama bin Laden's Doing on Valentine's Day |
- Making cavemade valentines
- Texting American phones that his name rhymes with Obama
- Filming a Valentine's Day themed video
- Inviting people to Gmail
- Going to Target last minute to pick up some wine for his date(s)
- Mixing Mazzeltoff Cocktails
- Updating his MySpace page with new failing heart widgets
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Totally Sweet Songs to Make Hot Passionate Raunchy Ridiculous Helmet Requiring Sticky Sweaty Sheet Ruining Love to this Valentine's Day |
That's right, it's Valentine's Day, which means two things are certain, 1) You're going to buy thoughtless gifts at the last minute, and 2) you're going to get laid to-night!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Maybe tonight will be your first time with a new lady. Maybe you've been dating for a while and it's...... |
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Matthew Mcconaughey Believes Obama is 'Fit' to Win Fight Against Hillary |
| VIRGIN ISLANDS-After primary and caucuses wins in Nebraska, Washington state, and the Virgin Islands Saturday, Barack Obama splashed water in celebration of his recent victories. Matthew Mcconaughey happened to be nearby in deeper water and is confident that Obama is fit to win the fight against Hi...... |
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Local Grocery Store Shopper Does Not Find Everything Okay |
| MINNEAPOLIS—When Jan Vogel arrived at QFC this past Sunday -- she thought she had a pretty good idea as to where the food items were. "I've been shopping at the Twin Cities QFC for over 10 years now, but I was really having a tough time finding things okay," explained a visually conf...... |
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